Washington D.C. · Initiative 71 compliant · 21+

Five
Minutes
Flat

to your door

Same-day cannabis gifting across the District. Real inventory, no card required, no shipping, no games. You buy the art — the flower comes with it.

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Cash at handoffWe don’t shipDC + N. Virginia21+ with ID40 in stock now

Step one

Do we run your block?

Washington DC and Northern Virginia. We don’t ship anything — delivery or meet-up only.

The whole process

Three steps, no checkout

Check your ZIP

District only. Core zone runs 30–45 minutes; extended runs carry a higher minimum. If we can't reach you, tell us where you are — that's how the next zone gets picked.

Build the cart

Browse the board or let the budtender do it. Nothing is charged here — you're reserving what's actually in stock right now.

Send it, pay cash

Your order fills itself into WhatsApp, Telegram or a text. We confirm, we roll, you hand over cash and 21+ ID at the door.

Initiative 71 compliant. You are not buying cannabis. You are purchasing a piece of art, a sticker, or a shirt, and receiving a complimentary gift alongside it. 21+ with valid government ID at handoff, every time.

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A60

Enigma “Shockwave”

$60

1/8 oz

D45

APE (Albino Penis Envy)

Albino Penis Envy, or “APE,” for short, is a cultivated variety of Psilicybe cubensis, one of the best-known and popular “magic” mushrooms that are microdosed.

$45

1/8 oz

D45

Casper

$45

each

C50

Indica-Hybrid

Grape Gelato

Relaxed but still awake · Evening

Grape Gelato is an indica -dominant hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Grape Kush and Gelato 33 strains. This strain is 40% sativa and 60% indica.

$50

1/8 oz

C50

Hybrid

Lemon Cherry Zkittles

Even keel, both ends · Anytime

Lemon Cherry Zkittlez is a cannabis strain bred by Clout King. Lemon Cherry Zkittlez is a cross of Lemon Cherry Terdz and Zkittelz. Lemon Cherry Zkittlez has a candy profile with notes of citrus.

$50

1/8 oz

C50

Indica-Hybrid

Ice Cream Cake

Relaxed but still awake · Evening

Ice Cream Cake is an indica marijuana strain made by crossing Wedding Cake with Gelato #33 . This strain offers sedating effects that leave your mind and body completely relaxed .

$45

1/8 oz

Indica

Phase 5. Volume 2. Whole Melt. Dual Chamber Live Resin/Liquid Diamond Vapes.

Body heavy, couch-locking · Night

Dual chamber disposable 2gram Live resin/liquid diamonds. 2 strains in 1 convenient pod. Try 1 strain at at time or combine the 2 for a funky good time. They move fast so act now!

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$80

1g cart

A60

Moon Rocks

Strain specific nugs fully saturated in high potency extract and coated in blonde kief. Sold by the eighth

Choose

$60

1/8 oz

The shelf ladder

Jars80 $80

Jarred, by weight.

A60 $60

B55 $55

C50 $50

D45 $45

The house run — deepest selection.

E40 $40

F35 $35

G30 $30

Where we run

DC and Northern Virginia

92 ZIPs on the run — every one of them straight from our checkout validator. We don’t ship anything; it’s delivered or met in person. Outside the run? Put your ZIP in anyway — where people ask from is how the next zone gets chosen.

Washington DC$50 min · meet-up in Adams Morgan from $25